Pegasus - Another Lightbulb Joke

From the Disk of...Pegasus!
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"HelloToTheFolks!"

Pegasus here! I have no idea who originally wrote this particular lightbulb joke (below), but it tickled my horsefeathers when I read it. I thought I'd post it here for your entertainment. You may even have seen it already, circulating through your email. (Thanks to T for sending this to my pet Human!) Of course MY answers to the lightbulb question are MUCH better, so be sure to read both... ;-)

Another Astrological
Light Bulb Joke

How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?

ARIES:
Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS:
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI:
Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

CANCER:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.

LEO:
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

VIRGO:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

LIBRA:
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

SCORPIO:
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

SAGITTARIUS:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN:
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....

PISCES:
Lightbulb? What lightbulb?


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